Strange Conversations
I bought a bag of potato chips for a mid-morning snack. I offered some to Connie. "I'm sure they taste good, but not for a nice Jewish girl," she replied. Then she added, "At least, I don't think so..." She turned the bag over and began reading the long list of ingredients. Not being as informed about Kosher diets as maybe I should be, I was curious what the objection might be. Then I learned that I'd accidentally bought "cheddar & bacon flavored" chips. We decided that there wasn't any actual pork in it, but since she's a stricter Jew than I am a vegetarian, I ate the chips alone.
Later in the morning, Connie found a story in the newspaper about the discovery of a 4,000 year old mummy. The story began with the words "Polish and Egyptian archaeologists have unearthed..." Connie commented that she didn't know what a "polish archaeologist" is. I replied, "Maybe that's 'Polish archaeologist.'" - "Oh yeah, that would make sense."
I bought a bag of potato chips for a mid-morning snack. I offered some to Connie. "I'm sure they taste good, but not for a nice Jewish girl," she replied. Then she added, "At least, I don't think so..." She turned the bag over and began reading the long list of ingredients. Not being as informed about Kosher diets as maybe I should be, I was curious what the objection might be. Then I learned that I'd accidentally bought "cheddar & bacon flavored" chips. We decided that there wasn't any actual pork in it, but since she's a stricter Jew than I am a vegetarian, I ate the chips alone.
Later in the morning, Connie found a story in the newspaper about the discovery of a 4,000 year old mummy. The story began with the words "Polish and Egyptian archaeologists have unearthed..." Connie commented that she didn't know what a "polish archaeologist" is. I replied, "Maybe that's 'Polish archaeologist.'" - "Oh yeah, that would make sense."